Testimonials

I know we can’t publish this as is, but on the bright side we’ve definitely created a new form of torture.

Oh my god it’s on fire. It’s actually on fire. How did you even do that?

How about instead of an ending, the player just dies.

Hey, so remember our git repository? Have I got a story for you.

…why does our main character look like genitalia?

New rule. Nobody from the marketing department is allowed to push changes. Ever.

Good news is that we have the assets. Bad news is that I wasn’t joking about it being on an actual floppy disk.

I thought you fed the testers earlier? Wait was that my job?

We need to talk about the smell coming from QA. It was funny before but now I’m getting concerned.

That’s fine, my sleeping bag is still here from last crunch.