stuck in site

Hey! This isn’t a random quote; I’m stuck in the website! Help me!


We didn’t make a game. We made a mistake.

bad art

Bugs are features and bad art is a metaphor. That’s the way the world works.


Can one of my quotes be on the website?

Russian code

The error code was in Russian. One of the ones we programmed was in Russian.

Default today

So the date defaults to the word ‘today’. Bad.

hate is an emotion

I mean we want the players to experience emotion, right? Hate is a super easy emotion.


How inebriated do we anticipate the average player being?