Testimonials

This art isn’t lazy, it’s… stylized.

I can’t believe people pay me to make them mad.

With enough ducktape we can fix this code and never look at it again.

At least now it compiles.

Honestly, I give up. It’s a feature now

Pain is fuel for the Journey.

Look, lootboxes are just capitalism’s will

Game? Oh god was that the game?

You’re not going to quote me on the website, are you?

It’s not even like herding cats. Those don’t talk back.